Before I begin, I would like to give some background. I am 16 years old and I started blogging stories about 1year ago. Here is one from the archives.
I’m sure many of you shower, many of you daily. (If you dont shower daily=black plauge) As for myself, I shower twice a day. Now for most people showers are awesome because they have awesome showerheads. Well I got none of that. Let me fill you in on how much mine sucks.
Tuning the hot and cold water dials on my shower takes some serious skill. Like if your hands are soapy you cant grasp them at all- so if your being scalded by hellish water- your screwed. Not only that you have to calibrate them back and forth to get the water just right. Like for me 1/16 of an inch =1,000 degrees. So its like this, *tweak* “OH JESUS!” I’m pretty sure if you were to hang outside my house at this time you would hear alot of screams eminating from my bathroom.
Then there is the showerhead itself. It lets like absolutely zero water through. It has all the power of an old man peeing. It is THEE worst ever, and it doesent even shoot out that far. So I have to huddle under it, which is very uncomfortable being that I have to crouch under it as the water dribbles out.
I think what my problem is that my showerhead is depressed, and if its not depressed then I dont know what the hell it is but it sure isnt getting me any cleaner. I want one of those showers where they have 5 showerheads on them, and it consumes as much water as possible. I want it to take up so much water there are droughts! News Tonight: “Sadly 1,000 people died today in LA where they could not get enough water. Sources indicate that Jeff’s 10 minute shower was the problem.” I’d be famous…….
-J
